Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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