Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
