So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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