i wish there were pregnant emoticons
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I love you. Go after that dick
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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