I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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