I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
this boner is exhausting
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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