I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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