I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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