oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize