chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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