margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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