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Non-Jews are for practice
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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