Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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