i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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