did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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