I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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