My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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