i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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