Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
