just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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