Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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