holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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