bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize