I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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