Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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