every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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