On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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