Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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