O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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