after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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