Will you blow on my dice?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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