he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I need to calm my uterus...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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