so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
