omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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