Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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