hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just gargled with NyQuil
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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