i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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