Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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