Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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