check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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