I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You can't special order awesome
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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