I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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