Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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