He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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