I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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