im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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