What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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