gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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