i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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