You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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