you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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