i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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