My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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