so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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