dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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