I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
they need to just BURY HIM!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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