We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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